Do you remember the Pledge of Allegiance?

It's funny, but we (most of us) started off our days for years by saying the Pledge of Allegiance before/after morning announcements at school. While we were still bright-eyed and bushy-tailed (yeah right), we were supposed to profess our oath to our country.

Recently, I ran across this saying that someone from a news forum had in their signature (and I'm pretty sure that they didn't come up with this, so I won't even bother giving them credit). I don't consider it political, but I just thought that it was funny enough to share with everyone:

I plead collusion to the fraud of the United Socialist States of Amnesia and to the recession for which it stands, one Notion under Debt, unforgiveable, with sub-primes and bailouts for All.

What are your thoughts on this?